In a pedantic but playful way, we discuss some common errors in the us
e of statistical analysis that are regularly observed in our professio
nal plastic surgical literature. The seven errors we discuss are (1) t
he use of parametric analysis of ordinal data; (2) the inappropriate u
se of parametric analysis in general; (3) the failure to consider the
possibility of committing type II statistical error; (4) the use of un
modified t-tests for multiple comparisons; (5) the failure to employ a
nalysis of covariance, multivariate regression, nonlinear regression,
and logistical regression when indicated; (6) the habit of reporting s
tandard error instead of standard deviation; and (7) the underuse or o
veruse of statistical consultation. Confidence and common sense are ad
vocated as a means to balance statistical significance with clinical i
mportance.