This paper describes the processes through which the food microscopist
develops his/her skills. It is based around a framework of Shakespear
e's seven ages of man. The first stage is learning about equipment: ho
w it works and how not to abuse it. Next, attention turns to how to pr
epare samples for examination whilst maintaining the validity of the o
bservations and avoiding damage to the instrument. The ''Lover'' is th
e time at which an understanding of the basic structures of food produ
cts is gained and the ''Soldier'' starts to interpret these structures
in terms of the performance of the food-stuff. Next, the interpretati
on must be negotiated with food technologists in order to influence th
e processes of manufacture. The sixth age sees a more managerial overv
iew of food microscopy. The final challenge is to avoid the near obliv
ion of Shakespeare's last scene of all!