This paper addresses the fundamental question: What price is society p
repared to pay for the fictional fabrication of the cultural hero-syst
em of sport? Based on a critical analysis of selected literary works b
y John Updike, Irwin Shaw, and Jason Miller, this paper argues that th
e existential crises from which character emerges in these accounts re
veal the cultural hero-system of sport to be regressive. In particular
, this paper argues that sport offers a world of social, moral, and em
otional simplicity, a world focused on the themes of youth, and that a
s a cultural hero-system sport can, at worst, infantilize those who se
ek to derive sense and meaning from it.