Synthetic maps of human gene frequencies, which are maps of principal compo
nent scores based on correlations of interpolated surfaces, have been popul
arized widely by L. Cavalli-Sforza, P. Menozzi, and A. Piazza. Such maps ar
e used to make ethnohistorical inferences or to support various demographic
or historical hypotheses. We show from first principles and by analyses of
real and simulated data that synthetic maps are subject to large errors an
d that apparent geographic trends may be detected in spatially random data.
We conclude that results featured as synthetic maps should be approached w
ith considerable caution.