Why do sacred monsters figure so large in the occupational ideology of
UK press journalism? This article argues that colleagues who display
extravagant behaviour symbolize the personal autonomy and sense of adv
enture which are at the core of professional aspirations. However, as
the article shows, contemporary daily life in the UK press is diametri
cally opposite to this ideal, being characterized by employment insecu
rity and domineering, finance-driven management. A geographically disp
ersed, feminized and credentialized workforce is now, typically, requi
red to produce soft news and features rather than the more professiona
lly valued hard news and investigative journalism. This assault on sel
f-identity, in a context where collegial contact is reduced, has made
shared mythology even more rather than less tenacious.