This paper discusses some of the persistent themes in the troubled rel
ationship between government and universities over the past 18 years-t
he absence of serious discussion, and of trust, between them; the dile
mmas facing governments committed to a market ideology but also consid
ering themselves responsible for academic standards and the distributi
on of students between subjects; the curious insistence by both govern
ment and academics that, despite continuous cuts in per capita support
, standards have not fallen and may even have risen; the decline in 't
ruth telling' by the academic community, and its acceptance of a new l
anguage to describe their activities; the deformations of academic lif
e flowing from the attempts to measure departments' research quality.
It concludes with some observations on academic 'slack' that the Thatc
her/Major governments wished to eliminate, and a summary characterisat
ion of their policies over the last 18 years.