The arguably simplest model for dynamics in phase space is the one whe
re the velocity can jump between only two discrete values, +/- v, with
rate constant k. For this model, which is the continuous-space versio
n of a persistent random walk, analytic expressions are found for the
first passage lime distributions to the origin. Since the evolution eq
uation of this model can be regarded as the two-state finite-differenc
e approximation in velocity space of the Kramers-Klein equation, this
work constitutes a solution of the simplest version of the Wang-Uhlenb
eck problem. Formal solution (in Laplace space) of generalizations whe
re the velocity can assume an arbitrary number of discrete states that
mimic the Maxwell distribution is also provided.