The Kondo effect in a (quasi-)two-dimensional metal is studied. The sp
ecial feature of the two-dimensionality is the Van Hove singularity in
the electron density of states. For the band filling choosen such, th
at the Fermi level is close to the saddle points of the band spectrum,
the Van Hove singularity comes into play and changes the usual Kondo
log to the log2. It turnes out to be possible to carry out the first o
rder parquet summation and to obtain the conditions for the Kondo anti
ferromagnetic resonance for an arbitrary geometry of the band spectrum
. The connection with the Orthogonality Catastrophe is traced and it i
s shown, that the weak coupling Kondo problem just corresponds to the
intermediate asymptotics of the metal's relaxation in a time-dependent
external potential.