Some new tools for analyzing spurious regressions are presented. The t
heory utilizes the general representation of a stochastic process in t
erms of an orthonormal system and provides an extension of the Weierst
rass theorem to include the approximation of continuous functions and
stochastic processes by Wiener processes. The theory is applied to two
classic examples of spurious regressions: regression of stochastic tr
ends on time polynomials, and regressions among independent random wal
ks. It is shown that such regressions reproduce in part and in whole t
he underlying orthonormal representations.