In this paper, we place the naming of the Starship Children's Hospital in A
uckland, New Zealand, within the context of increasingly consumer-oriented
health care provision. This use of metaphor alludes to the hospital's disti
nctive design features and represents an attempt to de-emphasise connotatio
ns associated with institutionalised medicine, thus normalising the place f
or children. However, those naming the hospital had more than children in m
ind. Rather, there was a dual intent: to market the hospital as a distincti
ve place for monetary donors, as well as promoting a more therapeutic envir
onment for youthful users. Through the vehicle of our case study, we raise
questions concerning the competition by health care services for public and
private funds. We conclude that there is a need to move beyond viewing hos
pitals as service entities and equating health care consumption with utilis
ation behaviour. Rather, a merging of insights from the political economy o
f health care and new cultural geography literatures can aid the developmen
t of more finely textured understandings of the meaning of contemporary hea
lth care, and the role of metaphor and marketing in selling places of healt
h care consumption.