The introductory linguistics course is the primary antidote that academic L
inguists can offer to commonly held. yet basically wrong-headed, views abou
t language. It is essential, therefore, that this course be meaningful to t
he nonmajor student. Through a series of five vignettes, each by a differen
t author and representing a variety of institutional types. we explore opti
ons other than 'baby' theoretical linguistics to the introductory linguisti
cs course. A fundamental conclusion to these vignettes is that success in r
eaching the nonmajor turns on taking account of the institutional context a
nd the student population and tailoring courses to be sensitive to these va
riables. This conclusion is driven home with an administrative view as to w
hy every academic linguist and linguistics program should find the starch f
or a successful introductory course compelling.*