Coulomb screening, together with degeneracy, is characteristic of the metal
lic electron gas. While there is little trace of its effects in transport a
nd noise in the bulk, at mesoscopic scales the electronic fluctuations star
t to show appreciable Coulomb correlations. Within completely standard Bolt
zmann and Fermi-liquid frameworks, we analyse these phenomena and their rel
ation to the mesoscopic fluctuation-dissipation theorem, which we prove. We
identify two distinct screening mechanisms for mesoscopic fluctuations. On
e is the self-consistent response of the contact potential in a non-uniform
system. The other couples to scattering, and is an exclusively non-equilib
rium process. Contact-potential effects renormalize all thermal fluctuation
s, at all scales. Collisional effects are relatively short ranged and modif
y non-equilibrium noise. We discuss ways to detect these differences experi
mentally.