This paper defends and develops an argument against epiphenomenalism, broad
ly construed. I argue first for a definition of epiphenomenalism which incl
udes 'non-reductive' materialism as well as classical dualistic epiphenomen
alism. I then present an argument that if epiphenomenalism were true it wou
ld be impossible to know about or even refer to our conscious states - and
therefore impossible even to formulate epiphenomenalism. David Chalmers has
defended epiphenomenalism against such arguments, I consider this defence
and attempt to show that it fails. I conclude that an adequate account of m
ental causation requires us to abandon the principle of the causal closure
of the physical, and attempt to rebut charges that it would be 'unscientifi
c' to do so.