This article examines the work of self-defined exponents of a postmodern" c
riminology.This school of critical criminology takes Jack Katz's Seductions
of Crime: Moral and Sensual Attractions in Doing Evil (1988) as its founda
tional text. Because Katz's book focuses on the: sensual feel rather than o
n the causes of criminal behaviour, it has been acclaimed as a new and even
heroic, post-positivistic approach to criminality. It is neither. Moreover
, from any feminist perspective, there is nothing critical about it.The fou
ndational concepts of Katzian-inflected "postmodern" criminology are caught
in the same universalising, androcentric paradigms which bedevil the posit
ivistic criminology it claims to displace.The so-called "postmoderism" whic
h is said to inform this new school displays a spectacular ignorance of the
conceptual advances made by feminist poststructuralist theorists in a rang
e of fields. More broadly, this article aims to show that nothing, and cert
ainly not the "postmodernism" of the Katzians, can save criminology as a di
scipline. Criminology in its ostensibly post-positivistic and "postmodern"
formations is as intellectually and politically bankrupt as the positivism
it imagines it transcends.