We present the two-loop virtual QED corrections to e(+) e(-) --> mu (+) mu
(-) and Bhabha scattering in dimensional regularization. The results are ex
pressed in terms of polylogarithms. The form of the infrared divergences ag
rees with previous expectations. These results are a crucial ingredient in
the complete next-to-next-to-leading order QED corrections to these process
es. A future application will be to reduce theoretical uncertainties associ
ated with luminosity measurements at e(+) e(-) colliders. The calculation a
lso tests methods that may be applied to analogous QCD processes.