Recent genome-sequencing efforts have confirmed that traditional "good-citi
zen" genes (those that encode functional RNA and protein molecules of obvio
us benefit to the organism) constitute only a small fraction of the genomic
populace in humans and other multicellular creatures. The rest of the DNA
sequence includes an astonishing collection of noncoding regions, regulator
y modules, deadbeat pseudogenes, legions of repetitive elements, and hosts
of oft-shifty, self-interested nomads, renegades, and immigrants. To help v
isualize functional operations in such intracellular genomic societies and
to better encapsulate the evolutionary origins of complex genomes, new and
evocative metaphors may be both entertaining and research-stimulating.