The paper is a set of reflections on the in oral culture of modern biology
built around the author's experience as a participant observer in two unive
rsity laboratories. I draw parallels between laboratory culture and organiz
ed religion and point out practical problems in conducting scientific resea
rch. The notion that good biologists must be atheists is questioned and fai
lures of organized religion are noted. The paper concludes with a suggestio
n that research ethics should be rooted in laboratory practice and must inc
lude vigorous principles of honesty and justice. Those are not requirements
imposed from outside but internal requirements of the research community.