Systematic calculations of two-photon decay rates of metastable 2(1)S(
0) and 2(3)S(1) states are presented for heliumlike ions with nuclear
charges in the range Z = 2-100. These calculations include retardation
and are carried out using relativistic configuration-interaction wave
functions that account for the Breit interaction. Photon energy distr
ibutions and total rates are given. The relativistic 2(1)S(0) decay ra
tes agree, to within two standard deviations, with precise measurement
s for heliumlike Ar, Ni, Br, Kr, and Nb. The calculated 2(1)S(0) rates
are 30% smaller than the corresponding nonrelativistic rates at high
Z. The 2(3)S(1) two-photon decay rates remain a factor of about 10(-4)
of the corresponding M1 rates throughout the helium isoelectronic seq
uence.